Category: quotes


History ( 10.02.2011)

Irvin -” Yesterday, She said she would call me back! ”
Cigo – “It’s a lie..”
Eratian – “Indeed.. ”

Irvin- ” Bu she said she had fun !!”
Cigo – “It’s a trap..”
Eratian – “Indeed.. ”

History is a series of lies on which we agree.
Eratian

Machete fight (06.12.2010)

 

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Justin Beiber (11.10.2010)

Computers (06.06.2010)

” Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window “ – Steve Wozniak ( Co-founder of Apple )

Lost object (30.05.2010)

When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is.

Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?

” People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?  “

Pornography (30.05.2010)

” Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand. ”    –  Angela Lambert

Sexist Quotes #23452

Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.

Perfect parachutes (17.04.2010)

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

-Benny Hill

When i die ( 16.04.2010)

“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”